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    funny body shop slogans?

    so i was talking with my friend and we came up with a few hilarious slogans for a body shop. haha you guys got any good ones? he came up with

    "when you get rear ended, think of us "

    it applies to chicks alot better than dudes.....lol

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    If you google it, it's been done a hundred times... I still like it though
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    "Leif's Auto Collison Center, finest in collision repair"

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    Sign at truck stop café reads: Eat here diet home.
    On the side of a plumber’s van: A straight flush is better than a full house.
    In a dentist’s office: Be true to your teeth or they will be false to you.
    On a restaurant: Try our fish just for the halibut.
    Church sign: To remove worry wrinkles, get your faith lifted.
    Gym: Merry Fitness and a Happy New Rear!
    Car Lot: The best way to get on your feet … Miss a car payment.
    Maternity Clothes Shop: We are open on Labor Day.
    Outside a country shop in West Virginia: We buy junk and sell antiques.
    On septic tank pumping truck: You dump it, we pump it!
    Septic tank service truck: We’ll take crap from anyone!
    In front of a car wash: If you can’t read this, it’s time to wash your car.
    In a Texas funeral parlor: Ask about our layaway plan.
    In the front yard of a funeral home: Drive carefully, we’ll wait.
    On an electrician’s truck: Let us remove your shorts.
    Outside a radiator repair shop: Best place in town to take a leak.
    At an optometrist’s office: If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place.
    On a taxidermist’s window: We really know our stuff.
    On a butcher’s window: Let me meat your needs.
    Outside a muffler shop: No appointment necessary. We’ll hear you coming.
    In a dry cleaner’s emporium: Drop your pants here.
    In a veterinarian’s waiting room: Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
    At the electric company: We would be delighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don’t, you will be.
    Outside a Hotel: Help! We need inn-experienced people.
    At an Auto Body Shop: May we have the next dents?
    In a Podiatrist’s window: Time wounds all heels.
    On another Butcher’s window: Pleased to meat you.
    At a Used Car Lot: Second Hand cars in first crash condition.
    Plumber: We repair what your husband fixed.
    Trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania: Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.
    Pizza shop slogan: 7 days without pizza makes one weak.
    At a tire shop in Milwaukee: Invite us to your next blowout.
    Door of a plastic surgeons office: Hello, can we pick your nose?
    Sign at the psychic’s Hotline: Don’t call us, we’ll call you.
    At a Towing Company: We don’t charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.
    In a counselors office: Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional.

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